Me/You: Me. (Sorry, You!)
AOL/AIM: AIM.
CD/Cassette: CD.
DVD/VCR: DVD.
Radio/CD: CD.
Jeans/Khakis: Jeans.
Car/Truck: Car.
Corvette/Camaro: Camaro.
Strong/Weak: Strong.
Upset/Pissed: Upset.
Tall/Short: Tall.
Lunch/Dinner: Dinner. I don't get to eat lunch often.
Abercrombie/Hollister: Neither.
Gap/Old Navy: Neither.
N*Sync/BSB: Equally good.
Britney/Christina: Britney. I've never liked Christina's music.
Love/Lust: Love.
Gone In 60 Seconds/The Fast and the Furious: Gone In 60 Seconds.
Inside/Outside: Usually, inside.
Lipstick/Lipgloss: Neither.
Silver/Gold: Silver.
Piercings/Tattoos: Neither for me, thank you.
Football/Basketball: Neither.
Thunder/Lightning: Lightning.
This/That: That. I'm always wondering what could be, rather than examining what is.

[ Love + Relationships ]

Do you have a bf/gf?: Alas! no.
If not, do you have a crush?: I'm a teenage male — what do you think?
How long have you liked your bf/gf/crush?: Since first sight, I assume.
What about them do you like so much?: Beautiful, intelligent, interesting, kind.
How long have you known them?: The beginning of senior year.
If your single, why do you think you are?: Because I'm not assertive enough.
What was your longest relationship?: Not applicable.
Shortest: Non-existence.
Who was your first love (if you've had one)?: Jessica, in fifth grade.
Do you miss them (if you're not still together)?: We never were together, but no nevertheless.
Most recent kiss: Never.
Who is one person you've liked but never said a thing?: Just about all the girls I've liked.

[ Past ]

If you could take back one thing you did, what would it be and why?: Believe it or not, I can't think of anything that didn't, in the end, teach me something.
Do you have any regrets?: Of course.
Last thing you said: Well, I just said, "Do you want to watch this?" to my sister.
Last song you heard: "Less Is More," by Relient K.
Last person you talked to (besides people in your house): Chris.
If you could get back together with an ex, who would it be and why?: Not applicable.

[ Present ]

What are you doing right now?: Browsing Melodramatic, listening to Relient K, and this.
What CD is in your CD player?: I suppose you could say Anatomy Of The Tongue In Cheek, Relient K.
Are you cold?: I don't get cold.
How are you sitting?: On a special Danish chair.
Is there music on?: Yes.
What time is it?: 8:47 a.m.
Where are your parents?: My father is in the living room watching television with my sister; my stepmother is still asleep (naturally), and I'm honestly not sure exactly where my mother is.

[ Future ]

How old will you be when you graduate high school?: Eighteen.
Are you going to get married?: Eventually, once I find the right girl.
Are you going to have children?: Probably.
If yes, how many?: Either one or two.
What will you name them?: Girl: Elise, Genevieve; Boy: Remington ("Remy"), Alexander.
Do you want to go to college?: Yes, but I have no money.
Which college: Ideally, Cal State Fullerton or Cal State Long Beach.
What kind of car will you want to drive: Anything that works and looks at least decent.
What kind of job will you have: Novelist, journalist, perhaps English teacher.
What're your expectations for when you're 25?: Through college, writing a novel.

[ Have you ever ]

Drank: Yes.
Smoked: No.
Skinny Dipped: Nope.
Prank called the police: I once called them when I was six because I lost a cookie.
Been followed, etc. by the police: In a sense, yes.
Been high: Only on sugar, and even then rarely.
Done drugs: Never.
If so, what?: Not applicable.
Met someone off the net: Not yet, but I will someday.
Been in a fist fight?: Not recently, but yes.
Punched your sibling/parent: No.
Wished you'd die: Not anymore.
Tried to commit suicide: No, I have too much common sense for that.
Broken a bone: No.
Driven illegally: Sort of.
Thrown things at your parents: No.
Run away: No.
Filled out a survey this long: Not quite this long, no.

[ Others ]

Do you write in cursive or print?: Print. My handwriting is atrocious.
Are you a lefty, righty, or ambidextrous: Righty.
Do you believe in God?: No.
Do you have any piercings/tattoos?: No, and I don't plan to. Ever.
What do you think of Eminem?: He's had some good music, but he certainly has issues.
Is Tupac Shakur really dead?: For the love of God, yes! Stop talking about it already.
What do you think of Britney and Justin?: I'm sorry they broke up. Even famous people have feelings that can be hurt.
If you could live anywhere else, where would you live?: London!
Do you drive?: Believe it or not, no.
Do you have braces or glasses? No.
Like milk and cookies?: Always.
Ever worn black nail polish?: Nope.
What color nail polish do you have on?: I don't.
Do you do things even when your parents say no?: Doesn't every teenager?
What is your favorite song to "rock out" to?: I'm boring — I don't "rock out."
Ever taken anything from a hotel?: Only the room key I forgot to take out of my wallet.
Did you talk to your crush/bf/gf today?: Nope.
If so, for how long? Not applicable.
If not, why not?: Well, I don't have a girlfriend, and my crush and I don't talk very often.

[ Finish ]

What time is it?: 8:57 a.m.
What is the date?: Still 04.27.02
Why did you just do this?: Because I like answering questions about myself.

[Exit Orpheum.]